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Since this site is no longer updated with golf posts, my friend Dirty Yankee asked me to support his mosr recent post, so I’m pasting it here.
A lot of people are discouraged with the pass that Obama gets from the mainstream media, as well as the automatic adulation and idolation he receives from his “fans”. I often get asked what can be done to combat Obamania, and there are really only two answers: get involved, or get vocal. Since most of us don’t have the time to be involved with a political campaign, I’ve designed a series of anti-Obama bumper stickers to combat the bullshit talking points and policies of his administration.
You can check out some of the designs below, and all of the designs here: http://www.cafepress.com/ObamaSoundoff. All stickers are $4.49, and there are a volume discounts at packs of 10 and 50.
I got a call from a friend using an Arnold Schwarzeneggar soundboard and it was hilarious. The nice folks over at ObamaSoundoff.com have posted a Barack Obama soundboard at http://www.obamasoundoff.com with tons of funny Obama sound clips that Senator Obama recorded when narrating his two books. I didn’t realize what a filthy mouth Obama has, and how many times he trashes white people and alludes to drug usage. Check this soundboard out, it’s hilarious. There are tons of Obama sound bites at ObamaSoundoff.com too.
This is the first time I’ve linked to a non-golf story, but you have to check out the amazing graffiti from Banksy in England. It’s political in nature, and most of these designs are 3-D and unbelievably realistic.
John, how the hell did that black stuff get all over her breasts?
The PGA Tour’s favorite obsessive-compulsive drunk has penned what promises to be one of the most influential country albums of all time, John Daly and Friends. Daly’s first LP includes such hits as I’m Drunk Damn Broke, All My Ex’s Wear Rolexes, and Long Ball Rebel, and also features guest appearances by Willie Nelson and Hootie and the Blowfish. LipOut.com has obtained a copy of Long John’s hard to find album, and all the songs will be featured below for your listening pleasure.
Can you pick out J.D. from this group of handicapped kids?
1. I’m Drunk, Damn Broke (Featuring Daron Norwood and Johnny Lee) 2. You Don’t Know Me (Harmony vocal by Willie Nelson) 3. Long Ball Rebel (Featuring Daron Norwood)
Down Syndrome, or music history in the making?
4. Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door 5. My Life 6. John Daly- All My Ex’s Wear Rolexes (Featuring Johnny Lee)
Quick, somebody pull the plug to his amp.
7. I Only Know One Way (Featuring Darius Rucker) 8. Mr. Fan 9. I Found It
The Abbey Road Sessions
10. Where I Am Now 11. My Life – Reprise (Featuring Hootie and the Blowfish)
That’s right: Playboy Bunnies and Golf. Together. Simultaneously. It costs a king’s ransom to put together a foursome, but it’s probably worth it. If your team plays well and advances to the finals, you get a V.I.P Player’s Pajama and Lingerie Mansion Party at Hef’s crib.
If you’ve never sandbagged a tournament before, now might be a good time to start.
Welcome to the Playboy Scramble, the most unique and exciting entertainment event in the world. Our participants compete on specially selected, challenging golf courses around the country at the local and semi final levels for the honor of reaching our finals round in Southern California. At the finals, the mix of world class golf venues, celebrity participants, Bunnies, Playmates, Girls of Golf and a once-in-a-lifetime Playboy VIP Player’s Pajama and Lingerie Mansion party, make this truly a most memorable life experience.
The tournament is comprised of four person teams that compete against each other in a scramble format. It is open to all amateur golfers at the local level, with a special handicapping system that levels the playing field making it very competitive. Of course, at each local event, a VIP Player’s Party precedes the event where golfers get to mingle with Playmate(s) and our Girls of Golf.
Following the local competition, top teams are eligible to advance to a semi-final round hosted by Playboy Golf’s new National Semi Final’s sponsor, Treasure Island, and from there, they have the opportunity to advance on to the finals and have a dream come true.
At each level of the tournament we have some of the finest golfers in the country battle it out while other not so competitive golfers party it up Playboy style. Everyone at our events know that is all about having a good time. A portion of the proceeds from all our events benefits local charities in each participating city.
The Playboy Scramble is a special event. Join us in an adventure on the links that you will never duplicate. Sign up today and may the best team win!
